Last night hubs started watching some stupid western movie and I about cried so he changed the channel (It's the small things) and we ended up watching Extreme Cheapskates on TLC. I advise you, if you haven't seen this show, please watch it, at least once.
There was this guy who sang to this bakery worker to get a free engagement cake then he needed a haircut so he went and cleaned the salon in order to get a free haircut. Which I found a bit odd but whatever. I didn't know that was possible. People need their paycheck and singing and/or cleaning their floors won't pay -their- water bill but whatever.
Then............. THEN... there was this other dude. He took his soap nubbins, ya know, those little bits of bar soap you have left over, and crammed them into the leg of his wifes pantyhose, slung the hose around his neck, crotch around his neck and both legs of the hose danglin like Dumbo ears and VOILA! Insta soap on a rope. He then wanted to surprise his wife with a lovely romantic meal so he went through his vacuume bag and dug out coins, went to resteraunts and dug out coins from the booths, and scraped the sidewalk cracks for more coins to gather enough to buy his woman a nice meal. Which Consisted of... bare with me here... I promise I'm not lying.. two lovely goats heads. no joke..teeth and all. Goat..friggin..heads.
He boiled his goat heads, which had to have stunk sooooo bad, then baked them, teeth and all, and poured his special sauce on top. Which was basically the jam nubbins mixed with Apple Cider Vinegar. He broke out the boxed wine for his woman and poured that into a wine bottle (so she wouldn't know it was the cheap stuff) and sat down with his lovely bride for some Goat head and boxed wine. Num NUM!
His poor wife walked in and said "ohh something smells good" I'm sorry but you cannot convince me that boiled goat head smells good. Not happenin.
I have to give the wife credit though, she didn't eat the goat head. Thank Goodness.
Maybe I would have been better off watching the Western movie.
4 comments:
Okay....I'm laughing so hard now! You are so funny when you write babe! The movie was BLAZING SADDLES. I think it's hilarious. One big spoof on every country western (up until that time) ever made.
It was a horrid movie...I'd rather eat goat head
Yep, Blazing Saddles would have been better...yuck! It starts out sad, but it gets funny. :)
I grew up watching Westerns..that I didn't want to watch... I think I have a phobia now! lol I see one and want to cry!
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