Number 1: wearing a necklace and a pretty butterfly clippy thing in your styled hair is not appropriate for the gym, Miss Barbie..so take it out. If i can't tell whether you're going to a party or the gym then there's an issue.
Number 2: Wearing pants (by pants, I mean spandex type stuff) so tight you have a wedgie......not appropriate! I get it..dudes like it..but..that can't be comfortable...
Number 3: If you have hair longer than a bob haircut PUT IT UP! Long, almost to your booty, frizzy hair is not appropriate!!
Number 4: Men..if you're gonna lift weights, lift weights. Don't lift once, drop it, groan and then look around to see who is watching you.
Number 5: I LOVE seeing moms at the gym! I love that they are taking care of themselves, doing something for them. Fabulous! So many mothers don't and I love seeing moms that do.
Number 6: I did not understand the big *as in..hulk* dude who walked in the gym this evening with a huge shirt/cloak type thing on...I swear, He looked like some sort of Italian mafia sorta thing. It confused me.
Number 7: I really don't think I could ever do Zumba.. a huge glass wall that everyone can see you shake it all about..don't think I could do that.
Number 8: I laughed when the dude was tryin to flirt with the worker girl and totally tripped over a cord. I know..mean..but he was right in front of me..kinda made me giggle.
Number 9: Absolutely do not stare me down Miss Barbie as I'm standing there sweating while you blow dry your hair so that it isnt sweaty lookin (bc thats icky..it's now heated, DRIED sweat), bc honestly, I'm not scared of a staring contest...really. I'm not. I'll win.
Number 10: What's the point in having a cardo Cinema if you can't even hear the movie? its beyond me.
Number 11: I don't understand the grumpy lady with the deep voice who works in Kids Club and just sits in a corner of the room at stares at people. (I think I have issues with staring)
Number 12: I really like the dark haired, young, chick in kids club...I wanna be her BFF.
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