The Tale of Floofy

For the past month and a half theres been this woman staying next door with my neighbor and everyday for the past month and a half I notice this lady chasing down her lil floofy dog multiple times a day. Hollerin at it in her cruddy housecoat with drippin wet hair and her giant Big Gulp *no, I'm not kidding. it's all way too redneck* And everyday for the past month and a half she acts surprised that her precious "Lexie" *yes I know the dogs name bc I hear it hollered multiple times a day" has once again run away from her. Miss "Lexie" has peed in my yard, while I was outside, WHILE said redneck lady WATCHED, Miss "Lexie" has pooped in my yard and every time Miss Redneck Lady goes anywhere she takes Miss "Lexie"...doesn't hold her, no leash and acts surprised and exasperated that her precious floofy runs away and doesn't return when called. She scowles at the dog, snaps her fingers at it, hollers...it'd be quite funny if it weren't so annoying.
What really irritates me is when she lets her dog do her business in my front yard. First of all just because I have dogs doesn't mean I wanna clean up HER dogs mess and secondly my dogs are VERY rarely allowed in my front yard bc thats where my kids play. I have a nice fully fenced front yard with a gate and if Lord forbid I leave that gate open Miss "Lexie" pays us a visit. If I'm going somewhere else during the day I -do- leave the gate open and I can do that bc its my gate and I own the house. Sometimes if I see floofy on the loose I let my dogs out front, They appear like big attack dogs but honestly wouldn't hurt a fly, but they do keep floofy away.

I'm thinking of leaving a leash on the porch..perhaps she spends all her money on Big Gulps and cannot afford one...If she had floofy on a leash it might save her some stress and her vocal cords....

I really cant explain why this irritates me so much...but it does..Keep your dog under control. I really liked this neighbor before Miss Redneck moved in..occasional wave and kept to herself, my kind of neighbor.

I'm really hesitant to report Miss Redneck and Floofy bc I just have this gut feeling that she would get mad and report my dogs for some unkown reason just to get back at me.


Perhaps I could play nice guy and give 'darling floofy' a welcome to the neighborhood present consisting of a collar and leash............... In any sense I better get this resolved before BD gets home bc I know he will not be nice if he caught floofy.

rut row raggy!