10 Things That Are Great About Not Being Pregnant
1. 30lbs lost in a week.. Only with certain illegal drugs can you get those kinds of results
2. I have a whole new bunch of clothing options again.
3. I don't grunt when I get off the couch
4. Red Bull......... bam!
5. I no longer want to strangle people for no reason............. I only want to strangle them if they do something dumb. Hubs is less concerned about me going to jail now.
6. No more heartburn
7. I can see my feet............ I need a pedi....... yikes
8. I no longer feel huge and sluggish and narwal-like
9. Hubs is loving that I'm a shape other than round. Although he did like the round..he also likes the hour glass sort of shape. He says it's like being with a new woman..
10. I get to hold my dough-y, sweet smelling newborn..which causes me to smell all dough-y and sweet smelling.. Newborn is one of the best smells.
No comments:
Post a Comment